The Lone Banana

Bump.

Just to get that maudlin quarter-life crisis post off the top of the page.

Something to amuse you -

Top Five Vicious Slurs hurled at me by demented patients in the last 48 hours

1. You're a Fathead
2. You're a Ratbag
3. You're a Louse
4. I'm gonna stab you
5. You're going to hell for what you've done, I hope you're parents can't see you now

Awesome. Loving it! Even got to do this:

Pt: "Why won't you own up to what you've done to my husband?" (I have nothing to do with her husband)

Me: "...I can't lie to you...see you!"

Simpsons Movie, out late July!

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Re: the Northern Territory Children are Sacred controversy.

John Howard is a total crisis-whore. That said, while I don't think what he's chosen to do is a good long term solution, at least the action and exposure of the topic may help kickstart real thought and planning about it. My question is a more long term one though (post on this issue soon - I've been re-writing it for hours and my head hurts).

Is assimilation truly a dirty word?

More on this, after the break.